RotS | The Abridged Script
June 1st, 2005 at 9:33 am · funny, starwars
The Editing Room has thier take on the Episode II script up. The Ep. II one was spot on, and so is this one. My favorite part is this:
>They DUEL. Then they DUEL some more. Afterwards, they do
>some more DUELLING. Then there’s another DUEL, a little
>DUELLING, and finally a DUEL.
>
> EWAN MCGREGOR
> It’s over, Hayden. If you jump over
> to me, I will cut your shit off.
>
> HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
> You underestimate my power to
> decide not to jump to the low ground
> in front of you where I will be able
> to safely continue duelling, but to
> instead try to jump all the way over
> you and get my shit cut off!
>
>He JUMPS and gets SLICED AND DICED. Then COMPLETELY BURNED.
>
> HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
> Motherfucker!
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