My wife likes the color pink. No that’s not quite accurate, she loves the color pink. She lusts after pinkness to the degree that if she sees an item in which she would normally have no interest in pink, suddenly she MUST HAVE IT. Needless to say when she found out about the pink RAZR, her current cell phone suddenly didn’t quite meet her needs. My big concern now is, will I need to have three different cell phone plans?

We bought a new toaster, or should I say my wife bought a new toaster. It’s the Pooh & Pals “Rise ‘n Shine” Toaster. This thing features:

- A cute picture of Pooh and Tigger on the side
- A bublebee handle
- It plays music when the toast is done
- It toasts the images of Pooh on one slice and Tigger on the other.

None of these are features a really desire in a toaster and the last is more of a problem. By “toasting an image” on a slice they really mean, “keep a section of the toast untoasted”. When I want toast, I want a slice of toast, fully toasted. Not mostly toasted and partially untoasted.

Sigh, it’s cute though so I guess we’re keeping it. I haven’t opened the box containing the Pooh & Tigger Waffler