I love Sue’s engrish, especially when she sends me shopping. For example, this was a recent list for a trip to BJs (this is an exact cut&paste from email):
> detergent all
> pampers cruiser 5
> pull up 2T-3T
> Nestle Good start2
> gavage bag Drawstring tall Kitchen Bags
> Banana
> diet coke ( we have enough water)
> Ice cream ( Hagen dats) Chocolate & vanira both
> AA battery ( If they have Toshiba ( any Japanese brand ) buy that one. If they don`t have durasel
> Coffee
> Mr & ms smith DVD ( Call me how much at BJ)

Notice that capitilization doesn’t mean much to a Japanese speaker. Also evident is the common confusion between “r” and “l”. My favorite, however, is the complete loyalty to Japan and Japanese brands, as evidenced in the instructions for batteries.